I entered the elevator speech contest over at Allfreelancewriting.  An elevator speech is a short pitch you give if you step into an elevator with your dream employer and only have the time it takes to get to the next floor to convince them you are worth talking to.  I came in second.
Here is my entry:

coiled rattlesnake

Coiled rattlesnake

Ever been pooped on by a rattlesnake?  I have. I use experiences such as that and the solid research skills I gained getting my Ph.D. in clinical psychology to turn out informative, helpful nonfiction articles on such diverse topics as dogs, gardening, psychology and bugs.  That way you can stay at a safe distance from the snakes in life and avoid all the other pitfalls there, too.  What article may I write for you?

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